Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Board Game With A Twist
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why was the pirate late for work?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?