Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?