Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?