Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How do snowmen get information?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?