Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
Why is winter considered holy?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the ocean say to the beach?