What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where do surfers go to school?
What are you studying in math?