What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
What type of car do planets buy?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the confused bee say?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What vehicle works the hardest?