What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do you arrest a pig?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?