What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?