What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What bee is good for your health?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?