What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?