How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do two skunks argue?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do snowmen get information?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which insect is the smartest?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?