What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Give me a road sign!
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What animal likes to party the most?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What birds make average students?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why is winter considered holy?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
When do mice play every day?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?