Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
Which is the worst season?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?