Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?