What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do you make antifreeze?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who invented fractions?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What sound does a witch's car make?