What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's E.T. short for?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?