Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
It bit off more cheese than it could chew.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
People are so hard on car mechanics.