What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What school subject really rocks?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How is cat food sold?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What sport do horses love to play?