What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
They both have collar I.D.
Why are English teachers so smart?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the foal cough?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?