Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?