Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How does the sun listen to music?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?