Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Grimace™.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a smelly horse?