Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Grimace™.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do frogs get to work?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?