What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How do you wash a lamb?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?