What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?