Who do camels find most inspiring?
The Dalai Llama.
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did spring break up with winter?