Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What time of day was Adam created?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What insect runs away from everything?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?