Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What fish sings the best?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?