What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?