What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Stuffing.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a henway?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?