Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do naked fish play with?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?