Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Do dads always snore?