Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?