Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How do you get straight A's?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?