Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?