How do you get rid of a killer bee?
With a bee-bee gun.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where does the president keep his razor?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?