What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the holiest insect?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which animals make the best football players?