What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
A book just fell on my head.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the bud so shy?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is the most adorable season?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?