Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How are teens like cats?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?