What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?