What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How are mountains able to see?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?