Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Sandra Bull-ock.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?