Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Sandra Bull-ock.
What do bees chew?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What vegetables make the best music?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?