What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do fairies always drink?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why are books always so angry?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?