Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How do billboards talk?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?