Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
He went nuts.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What animal likes to party the most?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a mouse's favorite game?