Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do little fish love to play with?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What sport is full of interior designers?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?