Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?