What do bees chew?
Bumble gum.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a crate of ducks?