What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?