What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?