What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Eh, that's Life®.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?