What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?