What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How can you farm during the winter?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?