What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What condiment has wings?