What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What is the color of the wind?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?