What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A muscle car.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
If you need help building an ark...
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What game do bats excel at?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?