What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?