What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
The symbol.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the fish blush?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which family member is always relieved?