What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Climate change.
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?