What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the frog starve?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a cow's dream job?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?