What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?