Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?