Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do fish use for glasses?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?