How does one gelatin greet another?
Jello!
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What condiment has wings?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was the cat so small?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do all the planets get along?