Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?