What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is another name for a cow?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?