What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Why was the computer cold at work?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How do snowmen get information?
When should you start writing a book?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What was the first animal in space?