Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What nationality are most fish?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?