Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?