Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What boat is great at getting a deal?