Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?