Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?