What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do you talk to a giant?