What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a small mom?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do cats use to beat eggs?