How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where do stars go to college?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the stair machines call each other?