What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why was the bee sad?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why are cats good at playing video games?