What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do automobiles fly?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?