Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do two skunks argue?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?