Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?