Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Which dogs love to study science?
What insect runs away from everything?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?