Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a henway?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are boxers good comedians?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?